How was your beach vacation?
Two priests were on vacation, being determined to make it a real vacation they bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc. (so that they will not b identified clergy).
Well, in the morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in bikini came walking towards them
As she passed them, she smiled and said "good morning, Father, good morning, Father" addressing them individually and passes by. They were both stunned.
Next day, they bought even more outrageous outfits. Once again both were settled in beach chairs after a while, the same topless blonde, wearing a string came toward them and greeted" good morning Father".
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said "Just a minute young lady."
Yes? she replied
"We are priests but how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?
FATHER, IT'S ME SISTER ANGELA she replied
Omigosh! That is so funny and reminds me of way back in the day when I attended Catholic schools and used to hear the rumors about the pretty nuns and the handsome priests.....
Eons later I had a co-worker who was nun [out of her 'habit' by that time] and I was telling her about one of my favorite teachers in elementary school...turns out 'they' have a real 'network' and can find anyone! So she said she'd try to find Sister Angela [yes, that WAS her name...TRUE]...she came back later and told me Sister Angela had left the order [Dominican] to marry a former priest....
Ya' think this joke was about THEM? LOL